Prior to my current job, I was buying and selling mannequins in Minneapolis, MN. Mannequins were my life, until the fire…oh how those flames burned those faceless, plastic angels. After the fire, I spent 2002-2010 getting to know my Magic 8-Ball in Africa. While I was there I realized my true purpose on Earth: to spread God’s word through the master craft of the custodial arts.

Now, I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and… I just figure it out. Yeah anyways my best friend is Ben Affleck.











The Dark Side of the Force Group Show – A Shop Called Quest 101 N. Indiana Hill BLVD. STE C1 104-B Clarmont, CA 91711

Completely F***ed: Inappropriate Art at its Best exhibition – Clutter Gallery  163 Main Street, Beacon, NY 12508



Rock N’ Roll Pet Show,  A benefit show for LollyPop Farm  – The Living Gallery  1094 Broadway Brooklyn NY, 11221